Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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