Whod you bang
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
