She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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