All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
They have beer where we have blood.
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