ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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