The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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