you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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