He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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