I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
