you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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