This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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