she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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