Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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