More tranny stories later!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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