My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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