please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
