Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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