She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its not stalking. its research.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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