Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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