Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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