The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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