my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
the raccoons are back...
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