so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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