I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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