oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
How external is "for external use only"?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Never let your siblings swipe right.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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