From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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