Acid is not a monday night drug
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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