remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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