its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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