im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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