super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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