remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
tell me about the fingering
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