Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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