Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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