Can i not drive my cunt home
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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