I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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