Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
one might say we're banned from that church
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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