I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
17 year olds will be the death of me.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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