We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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