is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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