How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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