i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
then he tried to convert me to islam
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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