Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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