Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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