im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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