Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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