it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Too much gin, very little bucket
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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