scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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