im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
