i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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