my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Do plants get herpes?
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