Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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