We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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