honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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