he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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