I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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